I HIT THE TRIFECTA!!!

And here's how the story goes . . .

Wednesday night the kids were in their highchairs for dinner, like every other night . . . until Carson vomited everywhere. (she's ok, by the way). Lovely. Usually I wait until Eric gets home to do their baths, but this little problem, presented a change in plans. With the mess at hand, I stripped Carson down in the kitchen, left the mess there, and got them upstairs and in their bath. Luckily, they were all bathed and clean when Carson decides to double the fun that evening and take a GIANT #2 in the bathtub! Dean was incredibly intrigued with the new "bath toy" so I had to quickly get them OUT OF THE TUB. I snatched Dean first, wrapped him in a towel, and almost tossed him on the floor so I could now turn around and grab the guilty one and get her out of the water. While I was getting Carson, Dean wiggled out of the towel, and pulled his naked self up holding onto the potty. He gave Carson and I a sly grin and started peeing on the floor. And there it was, that one single given moment, I had puke waiting for downstairs in the kitchen, a poop in the tub, and pee on the floor. That my friends, was the trifecta.

BEAT THAT.